"My fault, my fault," Matt sobbed. "All my born freakin wild fault." Bill tried not to make too much of his friends to borderline mental meltdown wild, tried to play it wild cool, not notice born, as much for his friends sake as for the benefit wild of the looming bouncer. He gestured wildsexorgies for the waitress, who born to be wild quite reasonably looked dubiously to wild the bouncer for some kind of instructions. Serve wild? Don't image serve? Bill threw her his best "we'll be good, my friends had a bad day, please please wildsexorgies, pretty please" look. She checked wild the wild bouncer who wildsexorgies frowned thoughtfully, then wild gave a wild indefinite "go ahead but proceed cautiously" nod wild. She wild took their order and scurried away out be of the danger wild zone.

"Matt... buddy. Ya have wildsexorgies to be a little bit clearer on the details if I'm gonna help sex. You wild do want my help right? That is what ya asked me to meet you her for right?"

"Anyway. What was your fault?"

"Tina wild."

"But wild she's GONE."

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"So her nickname for you is an ice cream flavor." Bill be wasn't following at all.

"She'll wild belong wild to the first guy who born to be wild tells her to wild do something!" Matt screamed, no longer caring who heard wild. "She'll be his slave forever! Do you get it? Freakin wild forever! Unless she just to HAPPENS to wanders into another ice cream place with wild that flavor first wild! Oh God wild help me, it's my fault wild. All my fault!"

Epilogue:

Tina is officially a missing person. Last seen wild in the wild vicinity wildsexorgies of Oak and Grove. 5'7" blond, very fair skinned, wearing a born to be wild black leather skirt and vinyl halter. Blue eyes sex, about 130 pounds, physically fit. Has the phrase "Sex Toy born to be wild" tattoo'd on left breast, and a bar code on her right ass cheek. Answers to Tina or Slave born to be wild. If sex seen please call 555-7982 immediately (End official police wild circular be).